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  LOVE HAS NO DISTANCE

  by

  Richard Pabon

  Copyright © 2014, Richard Pabon

  All Rights Reserved.

  Contents

  Author’s Note

  Act 1

  Scene 1. Inside a apartment in New York City

  Scene 2. In Jacobs job

  Scene 3 In “Mamas Diner”

  Scene 4. At Jacobs job

  Scene 5. In Jacobs apartment

  Scene 6. Out Side Jacobs building

  Scene 7. The bar

  Scene 8. Carlos is driving in his car

  Scene 9. Candy’s Room

  Scene 10. Outside the bar

  Scene 11. Jail

  Scene 12. In the cab

  Scene 13. Inside Jacobs apt

  Scene 14. Back at the Jail

  Scene 15. Outside

  Scene 16. Early morning in Jacobs Apt

  Scene 17. Carlos arrives at his apt

  Scene 18. Jacobs house

  Scene 19. In Carlos apt

  Scene 20. Jacobs House

  Scene 21. At a Store

  Scene 22. Jacobs apt

  Scene 23. Carlos apt

  Scene 24. Outside Jacobs Building

  Author’s Note

  Thank you for purchasing “Love has no Distance”. I hope you enjoy the fictional characters that I have created. Please follow me at:

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  Act 1

  Scene 1. Inside a apartment in New York City.

  (Phone Rings)

  Jacob

  (Talking to himself) Man… Who is calling me at this time ? (looks over at the clock and picks up the phone) Hello? Who is this?

  Carlos

  Hey sorry to bother you bro, but did you know there is this awesome party going on ?

  Jacob

  What are you talking about its 10 pm and I was trying to sleep!

  Carlos

  Well why are you sleeping for? (laughs) Does the little baby have a bed time?

  Jacob

  Very funny dumb ass!

  Carlos

  Relax kid I am just messing with you.

  Jacob

  I’ve been sleeping early because I took some Tylenol to make me sleep away the break-up I had with Michelle.

  Carlos

  Aw… Are you serious bro? Why are you crying over that chick? You did the right thing. She never deserve you in the first place and I’m sure you will find much better when the time is right.

  Jacob

  I guess you’re right. It just hurts inside to constantly think that someone you loved deeply and was with for many years would hurt you behind your back.

  Carlos

  I understand my brother! But just give it time and eventually you won’t give any two shits about her. So… are you coming to this party or what?

  Jacob

  (thinking) Hmm… I’m not going to this one because I would want to drink and I have all this medicine in my system.

  Carlos

  No problem.

  Jacob

  But when you do have another party don’t tell me at the last minute you stupid fucker! (laughs)

  Carlos

  (laughs) Alright man you got it. See ya!

  Jacob

  (Jacob hangs up the phone and begins talking to himself) I’m getting kind of thirsty. I’ll better get something to drink. (Jacob grabs a bottle of water from the kitchen) Mm… good ole bottle of water.(Jacob walks to his room and lies on his bed. Upon lying on his bed Jacob eyes slowly closes and he begins to dream of his ex girlfriend.)

  Jacob

  Michelle! Why did you cheat on a good man such as me? I just don’t understand why you would.

  Michelle

  Jacob, Jacob… I never wanted to be with you from the start. The only thing that kept me with you was all the money you had. You were the only guy who had a lot of money but not the model looks I looked for in a guy. Also, I just got tired of not really loving you!

  Jacob

  You bitch! How can you be so spite full!

  Michelle

  You know what else Jacob?

  Jacob

  (heavy breathing) What?

  Michelle

  I am pregnant by your best friend Carlos(evil laugh).

  Jacob

  Are you serious!?

  (Alarm clock rings.)

  Jacob

  (talking to himself) Oh fuck! It was just a dream but yet it felt so real. I’ll better tell Carlos about this dream later today.(Jacob starts to get dress for work. As Jacob gets dress for work he turns on the television and sees a commercial about online dating.) Hmm… An online dating commercial (laughs) who would use one of those to find true love.(stares into space and thinks) Well damn maybe I should try to sign up after work.(Jacob leaves his house and heads to work.)

  Scene 2. In Jacobs job.

  Jacob

  Morning people! Sorry I’m late. I had a strange dream and other stuff that kept me late.

  Jacobs Boss

  It’s okay Jacob just go to your cubicle and start some work.

  Jacob

  Sure boss. (Jacob walks his way to his cubicle and sits down.)

  Carlos

  Dude, you look out of it. What the hell happen to you?

  Jacob

  (whispering voice) I had a dream that Michelle said you got her pregnant.

  Carlos

  (looks at Jacob with disbelief) I ought of slap you over the head for thinking such nonsense. We have been friends since kids . You are a brother to me.

  Jacob

  Yea I know.

  Carlos

  Well look here man. After work you're going to go home and change. And then we are off to find some chicks in a bar.

  Jacob

  Well I am not really a bar person but I’ll go to it.

  Carlos

  (talking while working on the computer) Good! By the way, you know what Jacob?

  Jacob

  What sup?

  Carlos

  I think this baseball game that our boss wants us to make is going to never reach the deadline.

  Jacob

  Why would you say it won’t?

  Carlos

  Dude! Because it is only us two who are making this baseball game. We need more people or this company needs to hire more people.

  Jacob

  (laughs) Don’t worry about it. We will have it finished by the deadline. Everything will be fine.

  Carlos

  I hope so.

  Jacob

  I remember when this company (“Wow Games”) had so many people when I first started. (looks around the office) Now look at it. It’s pretty much empty.

  Carlos

  I know bro. It’s because of all these layoffs. And this shit economy isn’t helping either.

  Jacob

  (nods his head) Well I don’t know about you, but I ‘am getting hungry . Let’s go to lunch.

  Carlos

  Let’s go!

  (Carlos and Jacob begin walking to the diner.)

  Scene 3 In “Mamas Diner”.

  Jacob

  (opens the diner’s door) Boy oh boy! Gotta love coming to Mamas diner.

  Carlos

  You got that right! And It always smells freaking fantastic up in here.

  (The waitress approaches Jacob and Carlos.)

  Waitress

  (smiles) Right this way fellas.

  (Carlos and Jacob sit at their table.)

  Waitress

  Can I get you guys anything to drink?

  Carlos

  Umm… I’ll get a Pepsi please.

  Jacob

  A glass of orange juic
e will be just fine.

  Waitress

  Alright, (smirks) I’ll be right back to take your full order.(Waitress walks away.)

  Carlos

  (shouts) Did you see the size of those TITS!!!

  Jacob

  How can I not? (laughs) They look like big ole MANGOES!

  Carlos

  (gets all serious) Alright man! Stop laughing so hard she is coming back this way.

  Jacob

  Okay, okay!

  Waitress

  Here you go boys , one cup of Pepsi and one cup of orange juice.

  Jacob

  Thanks.

  Carlos

  Thank you babe.

  Waitress

  (stares at Carlos and Jacob) So anyways what can I get for you guys?

  Jacob

  I’ll get the crispy chicken sandwich with curly fries.

  Carlos

  Hmm… Let me get the pancakes and egg special.

  Jacob

  (speaks in outburst) Dude, it’s not breakfast time.

  Carlos

  Relax! (laughs) Breakfast time doesn’t have a time for me.

  Waitress

  Okay well let me place these orders .

  (Waitress walks away.)

  Jacob

  So let’s get down to business what bar are we going to tonight?

  Carlos

  Well, I was thinking about heading over to the gothic sunset bar.

  Jacob

  (spits out his soda) The gothic what bar!?

  Carlos

  (laughs) It’s a joke bro!

  Jacob

  (laughs)

  (Waitress approaches the table.)

  Waitress

  Here are the pancakes and egg special. And here is your crispy chicken sandwich with curly fries. Enjoy!

  Jacob

  This is some good food!

  Carlos

  Yup, like always.

  Jacob

  So about the bar?

  Carlos

  I’m going to take you to the Red Light bar.

  Jacob

  Hmm… Red light bar? Never heard of it

  Carlos

  (sneaky laugh) You’ll know about it soon!

  Jacob

  Okay…Well, I’m stuffed how about you?

  Carlos

  (laughs) I think I just gain a few pounds.

  Jacob

  (laughs) What on eggs and pancakes?

  Carlos

  Yes Sir.

  (Waitress comes over.)

  Waitress

  Are you guys done eating?

  Jacob

  Yes we are.

  (Carlos nods while staring at the waitress huge mangos of boobs)

  Waitress

  Here is your receipt and you guys have a good rest of the day. (Waitress walks away).

  Jacob

  Hey man quit dozing off to space while looking at her boobs.

  Carlos

  I’m sorry bro I just couldn’t help it.

  Jacob

  Lets head back to work.

  Scene 4. At Jacobs job.

  (Few hours later in Jacobs job.)

  Jacob

  Is it time to go? I want to get out of here.

  Carlos

  We have about five minutes till we can clock out.

  (Five minutes later.)

  Jacob

  (cheers) time to go home and get ready!

  Carlos

  You got that right. Call me up when you are all set to go.

  Jacob

  I will.

  (Jacob enters his car and begins to drive home. Thirty minutes later he arrives at his apartment.)

  Scene 5. In Jacobs apartment.

  Jacob

  (talking to himself) Grr… Where is this TV remote? Oh here it is.. (Jacob flips through channels and stops at the dating commercial he saw earlier in the day. The dating commercial appears and begins talking. The dating commercial begins to say are you tired of random girls? Random guys? Then come to youpickyourdate.com. That’s right! You pick who you want to date and match it with your personality.)

  Jacob

  (talks to himself) What the hell did I just watched? Hmm… Let me check this dating site out right now.( Jacob begins browsing on the dating website.)

  Jacob

  (talking in his head) Maybe I can find my one and true love on this site! (RING! RING! Jacobs phone starts to ring.)

  Jacob

  Hello?

  Carlos

  Yo man! Did you wash your ass yet?

  Jacob

  (laughs) not yet man I just got home.

  Carlos

  Well hurry up and get ready so we can get a few drinks at the bar and go to this party that the waitress is having.

  Jacob

  Waitress? You mean the one from today?

  Carlos

  Dur! Yes the one from today.

  Jacob

  How did you get her number?

  Carlos

  She put her number on the receipt.

  Jacob

  Oh nice. Hit me up in a few.

  Carlos

  Okay I will (hangs up phone).

  Jacob

  (talking to himself) Where are my socks? I thought I put them near the bed. Oh how dumb of me. They were in the bathroom.( Jacob begins to get ready and 30 minutes later his phone rings.)

  Jacob

  YO!

  Carlos

  Hey bro I’m down stairs waiting.

  Jacob

  Alright, I’ll be right there. (Jacob locks his apt door and heads outside to meet up with Carlos.)

  Scene 6. Out Side Jacobs building.

  Carlos

  Dude, did you forget how to dress or what?

  Jacob

  What do you mean?

  Carlos

  (shaking his head) Your outfit, it looks like you're wearing a grandpa sweater with faded jeans.

  Jacob

  I always dressed like this and now you notice?

  Carlos

  Well sorry bro. I guess I never bother to pay attention since you were always with your ex Michelle all the TIME!

  Jacob

  (nods)

  Carlos

  Anyways lets go.(Carlos starts to drive while Jacob is in the passenger side.)

  Jacob

  Is that the bar?

  Carlos

  Yes it is!

  Scene 7. The bar.

  Jacob

  Wow! So many people in line to enter a bar?

  Carlos

  This isn’t just any bar. It’s the top bar in town! (Carlos parks the car. Jacob and Carlos walk their way to the bar and begin waiting in line for their chance to enter the bar. Twenty minutes later.)

  Bouncer

  You guys have ID?

  Jacob

  Yes, here it is.

  (Jacob and Carlos show their ID to the bouncer.)

  Bouncer

  Okay, you two are good.

  (Jacob and Carlos enter the bar. The sounds of loud electronic music can be heard. Jacob looks around with happiness.)

  Jacob

  Holy shit, is this even a bar? It looks like a futuristic slut club.

  Carlos

  This is heaven brother. I knew you would love it.

  Jacob

  (laughs and stares around again) Just look at all these girls. There are even nude girls in cages dancing around. (Jacob and Carlos begin walking to the bar area to get some drinks.)

  Female Bartender

  What can I get for you?

  Jacob

  I’ll get a Corona.

  Carlos

  A Corona Jacob?

  Jacob

  Yup why?

  Carlos

  (talking to bartender) get this man and I Two Long Islands with three shots of Jager Bombs.

  (Bartender begins to make their drinks.)

  Jacob

  Are you trying to kill me tonight?

  Carlos

&nbs
p; Relax. This is your night!

  Jacob

  (talks inside his head) This is my first time in years that I will have a lot of liquor. Hopefully I will be alright.

  Bartender

  Here are your drinks! That will be 20 bucks.

  Carlos

  (hands 50 bucks to the bartender) Here you go sexy!

  Bartender

  (fixing her breast in a seductive way) How sweet of you hun. Thanks!.

  (Bartender walks away.)

  Carlos

  (talks to Jacob) Man… I want to bang that bartender.

  Jacob

  You should try to!

  Carlos

  (laughs) No…

  Jacob

  Why not?

  Carlos

  Because I don’t want my balls smelling like fish when I go see Cynthia after the bar.

  Jacob

  (laughs) You’re too funny man I swear. Who’s Cynthia?

  Carlos

  (talks in a joking matter) It’s the waitress dumb ass!

  Jacob

  (laughs) Let’s take a toast with these shots for an awesome night!

  (Jacob and Carlos take their 1st shot.)

  Jacob

  Damn these jaggier bombs are some good shit.

  Carlos

  (laughs) Hells yeah they are. Are you ready for shot number two?

  Jacob

  Yup!

  (Jacob and Carlos take their second shot.)

  Jacob

  (squints eyes) Man this second shot is strong.

  Carlos

  Suck it up. We have one more left.

  Jacob

  Alright. I’m ready for shot three.

  (Jacob and Carlos toast there last shot. While Jacob is toasting to his last shot he feels the need to vomit, but holds it inside.)

  Jacob

  (laughs with joy and shouts) Woot! I’m still alive. (smiles) But I think I’m feeling nice now.

  Carlos

  Mm… I feel nice too! Now let’s find you some chicks.

  (Jacob and Carlos begin walking to the dance floor. Loud techno music is now playing while there is cigarette smoke hovering about.)

  Jacob

  Look over there.

  Carlos

  At who?

  (Jacob points to a female dancing alone.)

  Carlos

  (shouts) Don’t point man! You mean at the Asian chick in those leather pants?

  Jacob

  Yea she’s so hot. Look at her black long hair with that nice bubble butt!

  Carlos

  (laughs) I’ll bring her over to you bro.

  (Carlos begins to dance his way toward the Asian female with his Corona in his hand. The Asian girl see Carlos coming near and smiles from afar. Carlos begins to dance in front of the Asian female.)

  Carlos

  Hey, what’s your name?

  Asian Girl

  (smirks) It’s Candy.

  Carlos

  Um…(laughs) Well nice to meet you Candy.

  Candy

  (nods). And you are ?

  Carlos

  (jokes around) My name is big daddy! Just joking! My real name is Carlos.

  Candy

  (gasp) Mm big daddy…(Candy grabs Carlos balls.)

  Carlos

  (talks in a squeaking voice) Let go of my balls please. (Candy lets go of Carlos testicules.)

  Carlos

  (blushes) Um thank you. Anyways, (points to Jacob) You see my friend over there? Well he wants to talk to you.

  Candy

  Hmm… I’ don’t know. I don’t really like grandpa dressing dudes. I prefer the big meat heads like you.